[03:31] P-tan: You missed out bitch session about Riley earlier
[03:31] P-tan: *our
[03:31] Jojo: oh?
[03:31] Jojo: Recap plox!
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[03:32] P-tan: [00:45] Riyna: grargh, thanks a lot, Riley. Your stupid Lucario fainted in a team battle.
[00:46] Riyna: And my opponents have a full team.
[00:46] P-tan: It does that a lot, actually
[00:46] P-tan: =/
[00:46] P-tan: And the bastard won't revive it
[00:46] P-tan: Riley may be cute, but he's a DICK.
[03:32] P-tan: [00:49] Riyna: also, yeah, wtf Riley
[00:49] Riyna: "I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR MONS ARE ALL HEALED UP"
[00:49] Riyna: "MY LUCARIO? BAH, WHAT LUCARIO"
[00:49] P-tan: (but only outside of battle, lolol)
[00:49] P-tan: and then
[00:49] P-tan: OH HERE I LIKE YOU, TAKE THIS LUCARIO EGG HURR
[00:50] P-tan: No, bitchtits, gimme your full-grown one, you're a negligent Trainer. I'mma callin' the SPCM
[00:50] Riyna: HAVE THIS RIOLU EGG.
[03:34] P-tan: Now I have to wonder how friendly he is with that Lucario to even have an egg on his person in the first place.
[03:34] P-tan: o_o
[03:34] Jojo: omg
[03:34] P-tan: RILEY YOU DEVIANT.
[03:34] Jojo: I AM CALLING POKECONTROL
[03:34] Jojo: UNLESS
[03:35] Jojo: He was making a rilou swarm
[03:35] P-tan: XD
[03:46] P-tan: hahaha
[03:46] P-tan: I gave up on traps in favor of sphere-farming.
[03:47] P-tan: The area around my base looks like a fucking disco.
[03:47] Jojo: LOL
[03:47] P-tan: It's pretty amazing, actually
[03:47] P-tan: The ones I'd left buried for like.. a year
[03:47] P-tan: were all at 99
[03:48] P-tan: But I had no red ones o_o
[03:48] P-tan: So I buried a bunch of those
[03:48] P-tan: and then noted a shortage of pales and prisms
[03:48] P-tan: which of course the item guy wants for the cool shit
[03:48] P-tan: (that wanker)
[03:48] P-tan: So I went on a strip-mining frenzy
[03:49] Jojo: that guy is an ass, he always wants the shit you don't have
[03:49] P-tan: Someday, Sinnoh will fall into the ocean and it'll be my fault for mining the crap out of it.
[03:49] P-tan: There are TWO of that guy in my underground.
[03:49] P-tan: Both of them are asses.
[03:50] P-tan: And the trap dude is just like.. standing there all neglected every time I run by, like "Plz to buy a trap? I'm so hungry and alone..."
[03:50] Jojo: LOL
[03:50] Jojo: Traps work well on my friend chief
[03:51] Jojo: since he's always hankering to get the flag I stole from him and therefore too lazy to tap the screen for traps
[03:51] P-tan: XD
[03:52] Jojo: BUT
[03:52] Jojo: You can just nab traps from the ground for free anyway
[03:52] Jojo: So that poor jackass is still starving and alone LOL
[03:52] P-tan: Oh, I know
[03:52] P-tan: Someday I'll sell a butt-ton of them back to him
[03:53] P-tan: Just to see him cry.
[03:53] P-tan: "B-but I have little children... I haven't seen the sun in thirty years, PLEASE..!"
[03:53] P-tan: SHUT IT, YOU'RE PAYING FOR YOUR CLONES' SINS. TAKE THIS CRAP, I DON'T NEED IT.
[01:19] P-tan: Well, at least I can go more than three steps before getting shanked by something.
[01:19] Tofu: XD
[01:19] P-tan: Sapphire was starting to severely piss me off in that respect
[01:19] P-tan: Hurpderp, I'm inna ca-*FIGHT*
[01:19] P-tan: Hurp-der-*FIGHT*
[01:19] P-tan: Hur-*FIGHT*
[01:19] Tofu: XDD
[01:19] P-tan: FUCKIN-*FIGHT*
[01:20] Riyna: dude, I spent forever collecting ashes for flutes
[01:20] Riyna: just so I wouldn't have that issue
[01:20] Tofu: really?
[01:20] Tofu: I didn't bother
[01:20] Tofu: oh wait I never played RS
[01:20] Tofu: XDD
[01:20] Tofu: I just fought every mon in front of me
[01:20] P-tan:I think I blacked out and just sat on the couch silently screaming for a few minutes.
[01:20] Tofu: and leveled up
[01:21] P-tan: and then went on beating the tar out of everything
[01:46] P-tan: y'know
[01:46] Tofu: ?
[01:47] P-tan: I love Bronzor and Bronzong like crazy but damn if they aren't the most effing annoying little things to come across in the wild ><
[01:47] Tofu: hahaha
[01:48] P-tan: ...Yeah.
[01:48] P-tan: Yeah, actually I AM supposed to work you over like that.
[01:49] Tofu: hurrhurr
[01:49] P-tan: BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
[01:49] P-tan: You knew what you were in for, ho. GRUNT IS ENTRY-LEVEL.
[01:50] Dee: Wow. Now I am having visions of being an abused Galactic grunt, left on the floor with the blue wig slighlty askew.
[01:50] Dee: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
[01:50] P-tan: XDDDDDDD
[02:21] Riyna: also, at the mention of Ponyta
[02:21] Riyna: wow, tf, Rival
[02:21] Riyna: mine at least fought with a Rapidash. =/
[02:21] P-tan: Munchlax
[02:21] Riyna: courseitstillgotpwnedanyways
[02:21] P-tan: Ponyta
[02:21] P-tan: and Heracross
[02:21] P-tan: Next to my Garchomp
[02:21] P-tan: and the Gyar
[02:22] P-tan: This kid doesn't deserve to be my rival.
[02:22] Riyna: Munchlax, Rapidash, and Floatzel for me
[02:22] P-tan: I have been working my ASS OFF.
[02:22] Riyna: all of which kept getting pwned
[02:22] P-tan: And here he is building the Kiyoteam.
[02:22] Riyna: ffff, Kiyoteam
[02:22] P-tan: brb, committing child abuse. *sounds of vicious beating offscreen*
[02:23] Riyna: I swear i could take all her mons down with ONE of my mons
[02:23] P-tan: ARGH YOU LITTLE...
[02:23] P-tan: at least he healed them up
[02:23] P-tan: AND THEN WENT "LULZ IT'S ALL YOU G"
[02:23] Riyna: my Rival didn't do that. =/
[02:24] Riyna: oh, no wait, he did
[02:24] P-tan: YOU ROACHBITING SNEAKERSUCKER
[02:24] Riyna: I thought you meant during battle
[02:24] P-tan: GTF BACK HERE THIS INSTANT
[02:24] Riyna: yeah, that made me go "............"
[02:24] Riyna: "HURP DERP LEMME HEAL YOUR MONS"
[02:24] P-tan: (meanwhile Cyrus is sexing up Palkia)
[02:24] Riyna: "OH SHI--G2G HAVE FUN"
[02:24] P-tan: It's glorious! *hump*
[02:25] P-tan: The creation of a new galaxy! *unf*
[02:25] P-tan: OH PALKIA! *splooge*
[02:25] Riyna: and it's like ".................FUCK YOU RIVAL"
[02:25] P-tan: srsly
[02:25] P-tan: I hate that kid.
[02:26] P-tan: ZOMG MY GRAND VISION WRY!
[02:26] P-tan: ...but first I shall destroy YOU.
[02:26] Riyna: I don't mind him, just that he always has a habit of challenging me at THE MOST INOPPORTUNE MOMENTS
[02:26] P-tan: Cyrus, you make no sense.
[02:27] P-tan: Is he what happens when emo kids go to seed?
[02:27] Riyna: "Oh hey, tiem to go to a new rou--FUCK WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?"
[02:27] P-tan: XD
[02:27] Riyna: I actually twitched a little when he showed up at Spear Pillar because I almost expected him to be like "HURP DERP LET'S BATTLE"
[02:28] P-tan: XD
[02:28] P-tan: I just sort of went.. "Oh god, not you again."
[02:28] P-tan: And then he whips out TEAM FAIL.
[02:28] P-tan: That's when _I_ twitched
[02:31] P-tan: ...Screw you, Weavile. Zorro has AURA SPHERE.
[02:33] P-tan: Hot Gyar-on-Gyar COMBAT ACKSHUN.
[02:34] Riyna: fffffhahaha, level 42 Magikarp.
[02:34] Riyna: *trains on the shiny new route*
[02:35] P-tan: Hey, he'll destroy you as soon as he levels up.
[02:35] P-tan: Don't laugh
[02:36] P-tan: No, Cyrus, I'm afraid you HAVE to accept this.
[02:37] P-tan: NOW GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.